My little sister, Katie, is my biggest fan. She thinks I'm the greatest thing since canned bread. She calls me "the hottest hottie". It's actually quite disturbing.
It all started a couple years ago, when we were swimming in the pool. Katie was just learning to swim in a floatie, and because I'm a jerk, I pushed her away from the edge of the pool, which terrified her. (She had her floatie on--she wouldn't sink) For some reason, even though I was clearly the culprit, she blamed it on John, our brother. Ever since then, I can do no wrong in her eyes.
I shall demonstrate right now:
Hey Katie, who's the hottest hottie?
- You!
Why?
- I have no idea!
Who pushed you in the pool that one time?
- John!
Who's your favorite person in the whole world?
- Christie!
Demonstration complete.
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